We Will Never Know Who Bit Beyoncé Because Tiffany Haddish Signed An NDA

We will likely never find out who bit Beyoncé, at least not from Tiffany Haddish.

While the loose-lipped comedian and actress was quick to share that an actress bit Queen Bey at a party, Haddish says an NDA is keeping her from revealing who the mystery biter is. 

People reports that Haddish took to Instagram Live, where she told fans, “NDAs are real, so I’m not saying s— about nothing.”

The comedian added that fans should be focused on getting their taxes done instead of leading full-on investigations to find the Beyoncé-biting culprit. “You wanna know who bit Beyoncé? I’m gonna just tell you all. And it’s the last time I’m talking about it, I ain’t going to say nothing else about it,” she said on Instagram. “People should be focusing on the real issues at hand, like did you do your taxes? Because taxes is due real soon. Can your children read and write? Have you been working with them on their reading and their writing? Is your house clean? That’s what we need to be focusing on. But y’all wanna know, everybody’s going crazy about who bit Beyoncé. I’m going to tell you so this can all be done with.”

However, Haddish did not reveal who bit Bey, instead, she joked, “I’m going to tell you who bit Beyoncé: it was Stormy Daniels.”

While Daniels is not a suspect in this crime, fans have tossed around a number of names including Sanaa Lathan, who took to Twitter to deny biting the “Formation” singer. 

“Y’all are funny. Under no circumstances did I bite Beyonce and if I did it would’ve been a love bite,” Lathan tweeted Monday.

While we may never know who bit Bey, we have learned that Haddish is not the person to go to if you want to keep your business under wraps.