Ladies and gentleman, Election Day 2016 is finally here.
You’ve fought, you’ve prayed, you’ve debated your friends and family until you turned red—or blue. You’ve even threatened to leave the country on social media (while making absolutely no plans to do so in real life).
And, you’ve voted.
Now, you just need to make it through the day, but you’ll need the following items to do it.
Like Netflix marathons and ice cream, onesies make everything better. Particularly if they have feet in them. Don’t debate us, just delete that unnecessary group text you were about to create and head to the store instead to grab your very own adult onesie. You’re welcome.
No matter the outcome of tonight’s election, edges are likely to be snatched and sweated out. Proceed accordingly.
Depending on how things go, you may need to send up a word or two–or three or four or five or six–of prayer.
Whether to catch your friend who suddenly runs off into the darkness after the election results are announced, or to run laps around your living room in celebration, these might come in handy tonight.
You’ll need a friend who can’t talk back and can sustain the most lit of celebration moments….or the harshest of crying fits.
To keep cool in times of struggle, there’s nothing that does the job quite like a church fan.
