Take a peek at why we’re nuking day-old coffee:

  • After four amazing championships and 19 incredible seasons, Shaquille O’Neal will play basketball no more. He announced his retirement via Twitter yesterday. “We did it. 19 years baby. I want to thank you very much. That’s why I’m telling YOU I’m about to retire. Love you. Talk to you soon,” he said. At the age of 39, what should he do? Maybe go back to the Miami Beach to police the streets? [Eurweb]

  • Beyonce is opening up about her music with Billboard. “But I feel like my job in the industry is to push the limits and I feel like I have to constantly evolve. I can never be safe,” she says, spoken like the true leading lady she is. [That Grape Juice]

  • Nick Cannon says his new daughter, Monroe, is a diva! “My son is definitely more like me. He’s chill, laid back… my daughter, that’s her mother’s child and she is like a diva… When she wants something she’s instantly crying. She’s going to be a handful,” he said. We can believe that! [Pop Eater]

  • Last week, a judge stated that Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband Ojani Noa had every right to sell a “sex tape” of the two during their 1997 honeymoon. Ironically, there’s no sex on the tape — but porn websites are itching to get their hands on it, offering up to $40K for the video. [TMZ]

  • Jennifer Hudson has landed a new movie role! She’s set to play a nun in the new “Three Stooges” movie. Should be a funny role for her. [Perez Hilton]

  • Tupac will now take on new life in a comic book called “Comeback Kings.” The comic book will showcase Bruce Lee, Elvis Presley and Jim Morrison. Thoughts, anyone? [Pop Eater]

  • Dying to hear the new Jill Scott album? Here’s your lucky chance! She’s streaming the entire album three weeks early! It’s scheduled to hit stores on June 21st. Click the link to listen. [Bossip]