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Home • Politics

Twitter Has A Lot Of Thoughts About What (And Who) Jeff Sessions Sounds Like

The Attorney General’s testimony was the catalyst for some hilarious comparisons.
By Sydney Scott · Updated December 6, 2020
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Attorney General Jeff Sessions testified before the Senate Tuesday about the ongoing investigation into Trump’s ties to Russia, Comey’s firing, and any collusion with Russian nationals. 

And, by testified, we mean he evaded a number of questions. 

Sessions’ testimony was the talk of the town, but it’s his Southern drawl and elfish looks that have sparked a number of hilarious comparisons.  

Jeff Sessions' voice sounds like a confederate flag blowing in a hot Alabama wind.

— Mia McKenzie (@miamckenzie) June 13, 2017

 

AG Sessions sounds like he is arguing with Jefferson Davis on why the Confederacy shouldn't surrender #SessionsHearing

— Neal Carter he/him (@nealcarter) June 13, 2017

 

Science was so preoccupied with whether or not they could mate Foghorn Leghorn & Benjamin Button, they didn’t stop to think if they should. pic.twitter.com/mcEYaB7F5V

— Tatered (@tatered) June 13, 2017

 

Foghorn Leghorn is shifty. Trust and know that. No one is fooled by this act. He is a folksy liar. Don't blame @SenFranken for your perjury.

— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) June 13, 2017

 

Remember Foghorn Leghorn? Well this is him today all grown up. #JeffSessions pic.twitter.com/LJ1xNxrVQ7

— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) June 13, 2017

 

"I do not RECALL who ate the cookies." #SessionsHearing pic.twitter.com/uk9WTX5D5Y

— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) June 13, 2017

 

Jeff Sessions sounds like Forest Gump narrating a History Of Treason.#SessionsHearing #JeffSessions

— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) June 13, 2017

The Keebler elf and Foghorn Leghorn don’t deserve this kind of disrespect, honestly. 

Sessions’ testimony before the Senate left many questions unanswered, but at least Twitter was around to provide us with a little comic relief.