“Chris Bosh and I are like soul mates… but in the fourth quarter, Chris Bosh should be nowhere near a basketball. He should be locked in a small closet where there are no basketballs or round objects of any kind.” Saturday Night Live’s Jay Pharoah, doing his hilarious impression of exasperated ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith. Click here to see it for yourself!
For anyone who saw the finale of American Idol, I think we now know which Jennifer owns “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going.” And there aren’t enough props I can give Idol contestant Jessica Sanchez who soared and growled alongside Jennifer. Check out their performance here.
In 2009, Jacob Philadelphia, then five, asked if the President’s hair felt like his. Obama stooped so Jacob could touch it. Yeah, I cringed when I heard about it, but obviously, the no touch rule doesn’t necessarily apply to little Black kids. According to the New York Times, the photo has hung in the White House for three years, an unusually long time.
No name has been released, but it has to be the idiot who put one-year-old Saimeir David into a washing machine. The door locked and the machine began filling with water as it tossed Saimeir ’round and ’round. Luckily, a worker at the Camden, N.J. laundromat cut the power and got the door open.