“You be the Burger King and I’ll be your Dairy Queen: You can have it your way, if you treat me right.”
“There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
“Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”
“Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!”
“I’m not Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!”
“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.”
“Do you have a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them.”
“Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!”
“Do you know karate? Because your body is kickin’!”
But, the best approach is:
The Abe Lincoln Approach – Just be yourself and start up a conversation. The easy way to do this is to comment on something he’s wearing. For example: “I love your De La Soul t-shirt. They killed it at Essence Music Festival last year!"
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