In a world where you can track how many steps you take each day or how many hours you sleep at night, there should be a device that measures a man’s penis health too, right? Right.

With the new wearable ring-shaped device from i.Con, a British Condom company, tracking your sex life now has an all new meaning.

The condom ring uses a nano chip and sensors to measure and remember different variables of your sexual episodes. Recording everything from how many calories are burnt during intercourse, speed and total number of thrusts, frequency of sessions along with total duration, girth measurement and how many different positions used, the reusable ring is literally the gift that keeps on giving. 

Developers for the device, who say it won’t be on the market until late 2017, note that the ring will also double as a STI indicator with an antibodies filter that will send an alert to your phone if it detects any antigens and proteins found in any sexually transmitted diseases or infections.

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i.Con ais water resistant and lightweight so the fellas can’t complain about discomfort.

With a micro USB port for recharging at a moments notice, the device can last for approximately 6-8 hours even if he doesn’t. (No shade.)

The i.Con is available for pre-order in the UK for $73.58 and will be sold internationally if device demand is high enough.