The 2010 MLB postseason is almost a wrap — Texas Rangers will play the San Fran Giants for the MLB World Series. But we couldn’t let the season end without taking note of some of the sexiest men in baseball.
They say things are bigger in Texas. How does Venezuelan-born Rangers shortstop Elvis Andrus figure into that? Hmm, we wonder. We like his big chest, thick, strong thighs and sweet smile.
Puerto Rican-born San Francisco Giants outfielder Andres Torres makes us want to play catch. We won’t stop throwing you passes, Andres.
Philadelphia Phillies shortstop Jimmy Rollins, with his smooth brown skin, sexy lips and strong legs, could make a Yankee fan switch teams.
Look at the smile on Cincinnati Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips. Every time the sexy, chocolate, bald-headed, player flashes those pearly whites, our knees get weak.
We know the Yankees are out of the game now, but we wanted to look at Alex Rodriguez’s dreamy eyes and debonair smile one more time. A. Rod can cover our bases any time.
Next up to bat is 32-year-old delicious chocolatey second baseman Orlando Hudson from the Minnesota Twins. Mmm! We wish he had a twin.
We want to plant a big kiss on young Tampa Bay Rays cutie David Price, 25. Throw us a line, David!
Everybody knows we’ve loved Derek Jeter for a long time. Don’t you? Look at those sexy baseball legs and those cute cheeks. Kiss, kiss, DJ.
Yeah, we wish Derrek Lee and his fellow Atlanta Braves were still playing too. Do you see how fine this man is? He’s got us singing “Hey Batter Batter” like LeToya Luckett.
Cincinnati Reds starting pitcher Johnny Cueto’s smile makes us blush big time — we’re talking sweaty palms, erratic heartbeat, diverting stare kind of blushing.
Tampa Bay Rays first baseman Carlos Pena must be tired, because he’s been running through our minds all day.
OK, it’s official — Yankees owners pick their teammates based on how fine they are. Second baseman Robinson Cano is another Yankee hottie we just couldn’t pass up. We wouldn’t mind distracting him on the field.
We’d like to wait at home base for 25-year-old Minnesota Twins Delmon Young so that we can greet him with two big kisses on each of his dimples.
Atlanta Braves starting pitcher Jair Jurrjens can throw us whatever lines he wants. We’ll catch them. We can’t get over his strapping, muscular legs and big, strong shoulders — perfect for him to throw us over them. Did we just say that?
Twenty-three-year-old Tampa Bay Rays outfielder Desmond Jennings is such a cutie. We love this young man’s baby face and grown man swag.
If Yankees center fielder Curtis Granderson approached us, we wouldn’t make him chase us. Well, maybe to third base.
Did know that the Braves was chock full of hotties? We’d like to go home with Dominican-born second baseman Diory Hernandez.