Part one of the sesaon eight Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion has aired and as we prepare to say farewell to the ladies of the ATL until the next season, we can’t help but think of the best one-liners these ladies have thrown—and there are quite a few.
From Sheree to Kim, Kandi to Nene, Kenya to Phaedra, whether it’s a read or shade, a slay or straight fact, these ladies don’t hold back on always giving us something to talk about.
I dont have to be the skinniest girl in the room, but I definitely have to be the most confident.
Who gon check me boo?
Fix it Jesus
Everyday somebody think’s I’m Beyonce.
I shop and act like the bill is never gonna come.
Why play dirty? I’d rather play grown.
That’s for me to know, and you not to find out
Close your legs to married men.
You’re sorry, that’s all you have to say is you’re sorry?
Honey, I’m everything.
You didnt send for you, but I still came for you.
Get outta my life!
I will f—-g drag you in this bitch!
I can see her coochie crack.
Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer
I said what I said
Bitch, you ain’t got a reason not to like me
So nasty and so rude
You better watch how you speak to people especially when you talking to a sista’!
Hold on to your weaves!
Don’t let the cute face fool ya.
Hi, I didn’t invite you…
A budget, what’s that?
I’m on a budget.
I’m not gonna stab you in the back, I’ma gonna stab you in the chest
She was reading her like Hooked on Phonics
I called you a slut because if it look like a duck, it quack like a duck, it’s a duck
You cannot make a whore a housewife
Show me the receipts!
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, girl.
Where they do that at?
Have several seats, darling.
I’m praying for you though.
No, I don’t shop at ThreeDollarBundleHair.com
Twerking is so much better than working…
I just spilled tea all over myself.
Gone with the wind fabulous!
You full of shit.
I am the Princess of Thotland of Thotlandia.
Girl, you ain’t about that life.
Can you get me some alcoholic water?
Been there done that, boo boo. Bye Bye.
Something in the buttermilk ain’t clean.
Until next time, queens!