Shaq fell and Simba cried.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s SHAQ!
That’s what happens when Uncle Phil kicks you out of Bel-Air.
Shaq’s been hit, he’s been struck by a smooth criminal.
When you’ve fallen and you can’t get up, Life Alert is there.
It’s okay, Shaq. Blame it on Lance.
Another TKO for Mayweather.
Somethings we may never know…