Because lashes that lift together, stick together!
Because who isn't grossed out by the moutain of blackheads unearthed by a pore strip?
Ladies, there's a difference between filling in your brows and creating a monster brow. We're looking at you: "professional" IG makeup artists! Stop trying to make boxy brows happen.
Obviously "contouring" has been the buzzword in the beauty world since Kim K. and her MUA dropped her face-sculpting secrets, but we have to draw the line somewhere. For starters, you should still have some hint of a cheek bone by the time you finish!
Must we ombré everything? Eyes, nails, lips...enough!
For that girlfriend who insists on wearing extreme blush in copious amounts.
Art theapy taps into the beauty market promoting optical illusion nail art; Gestalt would be proud.
For that friend of yours who whitens her teeth so much that her smile has turned into her own personal light saber. May the force be with her.
For the girl who believes "stronger is better" or "if it's burning, it's working." Step away from the chemicals, dear. You cannot burn your skin to perfection.
Because only you—and your smokey eye— can prevent forest fires!
Because your lashes should not wage war against your face or anyone else's.