- Rule No. 1: Always erase the cache and cookies from your computer so that your girlfriends can’t check your history.
- Rule No. 2: Always keep your cell phone on you, instead of setting it down somewhere someone can pick it up and snoop through it.
- Rule No. 3: (Here’s where you may start thinking, “Hmm, this guy is good.”) — “Treat your girlfriend like a queen.”
The 'Ninja of Infidelity' Reveals His Cheating Rules
There's a man on Wall Street walking around calling himself the "sex ninja." A New York stockbroker in his late 20s, Mark says he knows how to cheat. "I am a ninja of infidelity." He told New York Daily News. "I have cheated on many of my girlfriends, but never once been caught or even suspected of cheating. I really am that good." Cue the united eye roll.
So what's Mark's secret to never getting caught? He's got a few rules that he follows...
Here's what you had to say:
Erin commented via Facebook: "Why would he put so much effort into living a lie? If you don't want a relationship, then sleep around and date a lot of people."
Inyourfaceflanders wrote: "It's just a matter of time before Mark gets caught."