It’s NBA Playoffs time and that can only mean one thing. Towering, sweaty, sexy men showing off their skills. We’ve brought some of our favorite ballers together for a big jock-gazing fest.
Let’s start with Lebron James. The man is unstoppable. What’s sexier than that?
Portland Trailblazers: Lamarcus Aldridge
We’d like to show this Dallas, Texas native the real meaning of power forward.
Oklahoma City Thunder: Thabo Sefolosha
This Swiss-South African shooting guard speaks four languages—Italian, French, English and sexy, the latter of which he is fluent in.
San Antonio Spurs: George Hill
Don’t let the baby face fool you. This 23-year-old guard has been in the game for two years now. We’d like to test his …er… experience.
Denver Nuggets: Arron Afflalo
This shooting guard just sent an arrow straight to our hearts—cue the long drawn out sigh.
Los Angeles Lakers: Kobe Bryant
Kobe Bryant’s been a household name for some time now. Still, we always want to remember him as that cute-as-hell, young rookie who took basketball by storm in 1996.
Atlanta Hawks: Maurice Evans
At 6’5," this 31-year-old slam-dunk of a forward for the Atlanta Hawks is a tall glass of sexy.
Utah Jazz: Deron Williams
This 25-year-old point guard makes us speechless every time he steps out onto the court.
Portland Trailblazers: Martell Webster
Hello chocolate surprise. We like to look at this 23-year-old shooting guard and small forward every day around three or four o’clock when we need a quick boost. Let’s just say he gets us through the day.
Atlanta Hawks: Al Horford
We can’t tell if it’s his boyish good looks or his manly stature, but we just can’t get enough of this P.Y.T.
Chicago Bulls: Derrick Rose
At 21, Rose is barely legal. Don’t feel guilty. It’s OK to look.
Oklahoma City Thunder: Serge Ibaka
This man has got it all. Look at that face, that physique…
Pheonix Suns: Robin Lopez
The young Center stands 7 feet tall. We’re tempted to ask him how the air is up there, but we’re more interested about the eyes and lips up there.
Orlando Magic: Jameer Nelson
Point guard cutie Jameer Nelson gets us into the game.
Dallas Mavericks: Caron Butler
We’d like to cover 30-year-old forward Butler on the court. I got him, I got him!
Los Angeles Lakers: Shannon Brown
We’re wondering why 24-year-old guard Brown—who has one of the highest vertical leaps in the NBA—hasn’t launched himself into our arms yet. …We’re waiting.
Chicago Bulls: James Johnson
He’s only been in the NBA for one year and already he’s got us dribbling and drooling. Keep it up rookie.
Portland Trailblazers: Jeff Pendergraph
We’d like to play defense to this young power forward, but we’d probably let him score.
Cleveland Cavaliers: Jawad Williams
There’s something about a bald head and an armful of tattoos that—whether we’d like to admit it or not—turns on our bad boy complex. Twenty-seven-year-old forward Willams is super bad.
Charlotte Bobcats: Tyson Chandler
This 7’1" center is pure perfection—from his beautiful lips to his strong neck and broad shoulders. We’re crushing hard.
Orlando Magic: Dwight Howard
Ladies, don’t deny it. Dwight Howard is the man we all want to take home to mom. Tall, dark and oh so handsome, he’s our dream boy.
San Antonio Spurs: Tony Parker
Tony, Tony, Tony. We’re not sure if it’s the cute French accent or the air of cool, sexy maturity that has us smitten with the 27-year-old baller. Je t’aime.
Miami Heat: Dwayne Wade
Say what you will about Dwayne Wade, the brother is fine. Bless those lips. Is it hot in here? Water please!