It’s gotta be Keithan Manuel. This brother reportedly walked into a suburban Dallas police station with a white towel over his hand and told a cop to hand over money. Boy Genius later told KTVT-TV that he was joking and didn’t think the cops would take him seriously. #jesustakethewheel
JP Morgan Chase lost $2 billion in bad deals, and the news this week was that an exec agreed to resign. Wait… “agreed to”? Not fired outright? Not pilloried and put in stocks? I just snapped my fingers. That’s how long I would keep my job if my foolishness cost the company $2,000, let alone $2 billion.
We’ve shown out on Broadway this year, between Porgy & Bess, A Streetcar Named Desire, Condola Rashad’s Tony nomination for Stick Fly and Usher’s cameo in Fuerza Bruta. Add High School Musical warbler Corbin Bleu to the mix: He’s in Godspell this summer, playing Jesus. See, I told you he was Black. (Jesus, I mean, but Corbin too.)
Did you buy your Facebook stock? Me either. Not hating on Mark Zuckerberg, though. He could’ve sold for $1 billion years ago, but now, take Beyoncé and Jay, multiply them by everyone in the NBA and raise that to the Michael Jackson estate power, and you’re approaching the kind of money Mr. Z is raking in.