Planning a first date? These plans have failure written all over them.

I know first dates very well. Over the last year, I don’t think there is one person on the planet who has set up more people on first dates than me — through my events and matchmaking, I've arranged more than 1,000 first dates. 
Given that experience, there is one thing I know better than the electric slide, and that is that there are certain date ideas that are great and others that typically end in complete failure.

Now let me underscore by saying, there are typically two types of first daters: 1) Casual daters simply looking for no-strings-attached companionship (or no-strings-attached something else) and 2) Commitment-minded daters. For this list, I'm strictly talking about the latter. 
The following are what I know to be the worst first date ideas of all time. I plead with you not to go on any of the following adventures with someone you're hoping to have a future with. Okay? Here goes.